Sarcastic

I Hate Everyone Fuck You

Well Shit

I'm Delightful

Before You Talk to Me There's Something You Need to Know - Don't

Asking Me to be a Responsible Adult Every Day Seems Like an Unrealistic Expectation

I Just Checked My Calendar - Won't Be Giving a Single Fuck

Remember Only You Can Go Fuck Yourself

Life's Tough Get a Helmet

Everything Is Stupid

You Can't Fix Stupid Well You Can But It's Considered a Felony

Yes I Can Hear You Now How Do We Fix That

There Are Two Types of People In This World and I Hate Them Both

I'm Not Smiling Because I'm Happy It's Because I'm Choking You in My Head

I'm Not Being An Asshole This is My Natural Reaction to Stupid

Idiocracy How Else Do You Explain This Shit

I Don't Like Morning People

I Didn't Mean To Offend You That Was Just an Added Bonus

I Could Agree With You But Why Should We Both Be Wrong

Fuck This Fuck That Fuck You

Dogs Are the Only People I Like

Darwin is Taking Too Long

Being An Adult is the Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done

Apparently You've Taken Stupid As a Personal Challenge