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Do you feel like you are the only one with any common sense today? There has got to be a reason. Show everyone that you've figured it out with this tee.

4.2 oz., 52% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester, 32 singles
Prism Colors: 99% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
retail fit
unisex sizing
shoulder taping
side-seamed
tear away label
pre-shrunk

*Please refer to size chart in product images.*

**Wash inside-out on delicate cycle in cold water. Tumble dry low, if needed. Do not bleach**

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